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The list of articles published over the past few months.. Most of us took the tortured road of youthful idiotic leftism before we understood that human nation cannot be changed and the only way to enforce leftist-liberal redistribution is through terror. It is not as long as Hugh Hefner's pompous opus, but then again, we did not write it in pijamas waited upon hand and foot by All-American beauties. Still, liberal domination of political humor must end. Most of these are still funny, as when we had a picture of Fidal Castro bawling because he was scheduled to host the 1990 Dictator's Ball, and so many had fallen the previous two years. Also has the classic, first-ever-in print demand to end Christmas as a legal holdiay, accurately forecasting idiocies of libs 10 years ahead of time. |
WLink to website in which F. JJ Kiel is identified as the first person in history to demand a ban on Christmas: Or see it reproduced on our website: htt;//conservativehumor.net/vdarefirstchristmasban.html
Well, you made it through another Christmas season without the day itself being declared illegal, but realistically, we won't allow you many more of them. Christmas, the day celebrating the supposed birth of the Christ Child, is a national holiday, but now we want that perversion of OUR ideals to be viewed as a national disgrace instead. At the very least, that is because millions of Federal, state and local workers get the day off with pay, which comes out of our taxes. And that is only the beginning of the billions of dollars in government funds that are shamefully diverted to mark Christmas Day. I can't believe we've let it go on this long. I mean, we've succeeded in banning all serious discussion of religion from public schools, all signs of Christmas from public property -- no Manger scenes, no Christ Child allowed on the Town Hall lawn -- but we still spend public money on the day itself. It is rank hypocrisy and it couldn't bear the slightest bit of scrutiny in any fair courtroom.
Therefore, how much longer will it be before we "politically correct" remnants of the Left and the Vietnam debacle charge into Federal Court to overturn the spending of any government money on this holiday, screaming that it violates the separation of Church and State? That day, I say, must come soon. We of the politically correct vanguard, abandoned by the working classes who never accepted our guidance, have now nominated ourselves the guardians of blacks, Hispanics, Asians and, to tie it all in, women of all color. We, who possess all of the acceptable answers for these downtrodden souls, have astutely translated the quest into an assault on the historical contributions of anyone who was white and male and, oh yes, old. (That leaves out perceptive young white men, like me!) How it galls we denizens of the universities and congressional bureaucracies to see His birth celebrated every year, a veritable slap in our faces. No, my fellow, incorrect Americans, you must change, and change soon. Yes, yes, I know what my fellow travelers say who urge caution, that Christmas has already lost its meaning, that it has already been perverted by our capitalist merchant enemies into an orgy of commercialism and gift-giving devoid of any link to the Christ Child. Symbols, however, count, and I am convinced that during Christmas, many Americans look away from the holiday parades and football games on television every once and a while, maybe look up into the sky or at a Christmas card depicting the Child, or, at the very least, at the star atop the tree, and say a silent prayer to Him. This is unacceptable in the modern America we are trying to create. I say, we must use the very Constitution that they think protects their rights to smash this relic of oppressive, white male imperialism. The United States in NOT a Christian nation, and any spending of government money to celebrate His birth must be declared illegal. We're making progress. Already, the "politically astute" yuppified classes, those who are educated, urban and "with it," consider it in questionable, if not poor, taste to wish anyone a "Merry Christmas." They know that the proper greeting is "Happy Holidays," a phrase that lacks any meaning. We must strike while we have them on the run then, therefore, before they realize what we are doing to them. Already, we have these "politically astute" fools in the media, business and education on the defensive, if not in actual retreat. Across this land, white men are ashamed of being white men, and white women are wondering about their mates.
We've already conquered most university curriculums, and most college professors are too cowed to stand up to us (Ten lashes for me for the linguistic sin of using the sexist term "cowed," but oh, how it seems to insult the obsolescent male). Well, that is, most white male professors are too frightened to stand up to us. It's true that some white women, and, traitor of traitors, many black, Hispanic and Asian men and women scholars try to refute us, but we can usually shout them down with charges of being toadies to the bad whites. We promise so much to those who go along with us, a spoils system that will divvy up all the wealth, power and prestige that white males have criminally accumulated over the centuries, that most in the oppressed classes gladly go along with us, no matter their intellectual doubts. No, it is the white males who must be convinced to put their tails between their empty legs and flee the field, leaving it to us. We must hunt down and destroy every shred of their dominance, must leave them no place where they can find solace among their own kind. The results have been impressive. It is already illegal, and where not illegal, considered immoral, for white males to have any sort of club or grouping for only themselves. On the other hand, our fantastic legal system, assisted by the media, protects and even encourages, blacks, women, or anyone of color, in forming their own exclusive clubs and organizations. We're well on way, thanks to Sen. Ted Kennedy, to getting a racial quota bill into law, all of us vowing, with fingers crossed behind our backs, that it will produce nothing of the sort, of course. We have seized the ecology movement, using the fear of world-wide pollution to put manacles on the business classes who might oppose us, but who, in their timidity, actually contribute money to their own destruction. We have practically succeeded in destroying the idea of merit. As in all other areas, our media allies have been instrumental in spreading our gospel unquestioned. The greatest coup was the media acceptance of our term "differently abled" to explain away the alleged failure of absolutely anyone who wasn't white and male, including those mislabeled as "mentally retarded." The media accepted, or were too timid to challenge, our argument, which allowed us to install many of our formerly "mentally retarded" supporters into positions of power across America. This brilliant creation pummeled the last remaining shreds of resistance. Now, we must move against Christmas Day. Oh, I've heard what some politically correct sympathizers say, that it's too early to crush Christmas, that the enraged yahoos would finally strike back and lynch all of us from the nearest trees if we tried so naked an assault on their sensibilities, legal niceties be damned. But I say that there are not enough of the strong ones left, that the time to move is now. Let's go to court and ban Christmas.
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