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Bring Our Boys Home From Resting Places Where the People Hate Them
By F. JJ. Kiel.
Americans should unite into one giant steel fist to demand that our government bring the boys home now!
No, I’m not talking about Iraq. That is a totally different question.
I am speaking about all of the fine young men who were killed freeing the France and now rest uneasily in the corrosive soil of that villainous landscape.
People, please write, email and call the offices of the two senators from your state and the person who represents your congressional district.
Yes, the invaders who landed at Normandy and died there are buried in a lovely ceremony that is well maintained.
Two main factors go into my decision to call for the withdrawal from France of our heroes of World War II – and World War I, for that matter, if such cemeteries exist.
We have to face it. The French despise us. That is certainly their right. It is a conscious and voluntary French decision to hate us. In election after election, politicians running for any sort of policy that includes foreign affairs must make clear that they disdain American culture and economic might and will make it a priority to retain that “independence” from the American giant. In practice, that means becoming our political and even economic
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What kind of effete monument is this that has been constructed to honor the fallen American soldiers of D-Day in France? The spine of the statue is definitely curved, weak, supple, not like the backbones of the boys who jumped and went ashore by boat on June 6, 1944.
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enemies in every way possible, from insulting American tourists in Paris to selling nuclear technology and even complete nuclear reactors that can produce weapon-grade plutonium to folks who hate us, from Saddam Hussain to the mad dictator of North Korea.
The second major reason is that France will become a Muslim nation within fifty years, a radical, fundamentalist Muslim nation. They will not only run the living Americans out of France once they take over, they will no doubt deface the cemeteries that contain the thousands of rows upon rows of white crosses and Stars of David honoring each slain soldier.
The French have a birth rate of below 1.4 children per couple, while Muslims in France – across all of northern Europe, in fact – have more than double that rate, 3.4 live births per couple.
Combine that with thousands of Muslims who immigrate legally and illegally into France every year, and France is doomed.
The Muslims come to their new homeland with a fierce certainty of their religion, which commands them to overwhelm, subjugate, convert or kill non-believers.
Raise your hands if you think a radical Muslim government of France will keep caring for all of those Star of David’s monuments in military ceremonies. Heck, I can’t see them honoring the white crosses, either.
Probably the problems will begin even before the Muslims take over France constitutionally.
Muslim activists will probably get the idea sooner rather than later that they can show their contempt for French history as well as the former alliance with the United States by desecrating military ceremonies. They’ll be defacing and toppling over crosses and Star of David monuments within 10 years.
I am positive that the costs of bringing the boys home can be cut to very manageable levels. American airlines and cargo ships will easily be convinced to donate time and space to bringing the bodies home.
College and even high school students on summer breaks would volunteer to help dig up the graves. Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and a few other billionaires could surely kick in $10 million or so each to pay for machinery to do a lot of the heavy digging and lifting.
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Given France’s perennially high unemployment rate, workers experienced in heavy earth moving equipment and cranes would rush to apply for such jobs, especially if it meant throwing out American bodies.
A national organization or lobbying group for funeral homes must exist in the United States. They can be tapped to provide simple caskets and other containers to store the remains of each individual soldier.
The United States can offer a free burial in the soldier’s hometown. For those who died and buried in unknown graves deserve the highest honor of all.
The United States can buy a beautiful piece of undeveloped land that sits adjacent to a visually stunning national park or forest. Anyone coming back from France or other European nations who detest it can be buried in this new national cemetery. Visitor installations can be built that show documentaries on American roles in freeing France. “Saving Private Ryan” can be shown six times a day.
Visitors can be told that the heroes in the presentations are lying right there, outside, and the honored fallen will receive 100 times the prayers and devotion given to them in the cold and hostile soil of France.
The only Americans who feel great in visiting or living in France are craven scoundrels who parrot French disdain for American culture and conservative American political leaders.
We should insist that the French leave the empty graves open for 50 years. Documentaries should be run in French at visitor houses that in the past were accommodating to American visitors. The documentaries should use all modern computer innovations to give the French a good idea of the horrible and painful deaths that Americans, along with British, Australian, Canadian, New Zealand, Polish and the Free French army under Charles DeGaulle, had to suffer to bring freedom to France.
The documentaries should end by a proclamation with the force of law that the U.S. Congress devise and send to the president to sign.
“Dear French men, women and children, we were delighted to save you twice in the 20th century. You have chosen to go over to the sides of our enemies. That is your right as a sovereign nation. We will continue to trade with you. The broken earth that now litters the landscape that once held American war dead will soon revert to your full sovereignty. Just remember, the next time you’re in trouble, don’t call on us to save you. Call your friends.
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